A couple of weeks ago, Miss Wednesday was finally forced to venture into the Looe branch of Boots the Chemist. She took Miss Sara as backup and they carefully checked whether The Assistant From The Depths of Hell was behind the till. She wasn’t, so they confidently approached the cosmetics aisle. It’s only a tiny branch of Boots and doesn’t have a wide selection of anything, but there is a small stand of Bourjois cosmetics, which is an old brand that combines history, excellent quality and very reasonable prices and Miss Wednesday likes it.
There was a dilemma. As per usual, Boots had a 3 for 2 offer on and Miss Wednesday required 3 items, 2 eyeshadows and a concealer. The problem was that the range of little round pots of eyeshadow appeared to have been greatly reduced and neither of the requisite colours were there. They did, however, have the Smoky Stories Quad Eyeshadow Palette, which had 2 of the right colours and another 2 more exciting ones to boot, so that was a result. Except that took the total of products to 2. So what was Miss Wednesday to pick for her freebie?
She narrowed down the selection to a choice of 2 lipsticks. One bright red and one very nude. Did Miss Wednesday really need another red lipstick, bearing in mind that she’s very, very picky about red lipstick and usually gives them away after one wearing, even when they come from Chanel? But could she pull off the nude lipstick look? If you’ve ever witnessed her behaviour when (the very lovely) Claudia Winkleman appears on the television – “Claudia, darling, you’ve forgotten your lipstick again!” – then you’d probably say no. So she put the red lipstick in the basket, dealt with the (thankfully) very nice lady behind the till, and added the lipstick to her cosmetics stash when she got home.
Weirdly for Miss Wednesday, the lipstick sat in the box for a couple of weeks. Normally she can’t wait to try anything new but this winter she’s been devoted to her Dior Rouge Nude Illusion 779, and just couldn’t bring herself to forsake it. But at last she did.
The new one is a Bourjois Rouge Edition lipstick in colour number 13, Jet Set. It’s red. Very red. Doesn’t appear overly blue- or orange-based, but the very pale Miss Wednesday can wear either and it is actually a very nice red. The packaging is mainly black plastic and doesn’t look particularly swish and the product smells like, well, lipstick. Nothing out of the ordinary so far. It’s not going to beat Besame there. Goes on smoothly, nice texture, good colour and coverage over a base of a red Max Factor lip pencil and face powder. So far, so good.
The lippy went on at about 10.30am. Miss Wednesday’s day involved a rampage over the moor with the Alfhound, the making of a couple of frocks, several cups of coffee, some nuts from her Graze box and one perfunctory re-application before leaving work. At nearly 9pm, after a cup of tea and dinner, she glanced in a mirror and was stunned to find that the colour was almost all still there. But there was something else, something even more amazing.
It was all still on her lips. This one, ladies and gentlemen, is not a bleeder. Not even a fine feathering. And that, on a 46 year old is little short of miraculous. Or witchcraft. Either way, she won’t be parting with this lipstick in a hurry and suggests that if you’re keen on a red lippy but struggle with the bleeding issue, you might want to give this one a try.
Miss Wednesday is not connected with Boots or Bourjois in any way, shape or form. But she does love good make-up. And a bargain.