It’s been a funny old “summer”. Not quite what one ordered but such is life…
Miss Wednesday has been a bit quiet on the blogging front as there have been some fairly major things going on behind the scenes. She’s also now accepted the fact that she is absolutely rubbish at made to measure when it comes to her own measurements. Bespoke frocks for other people? No problem. Run up a little number for herself? Ah. Odds on it won’t fit. Anywhere. Somewhere in her head, Miss Wednesday seems to be convinced that she’s six feet tall and in possession of a bust. Body dysmorphia? Delusional? Who knows. Truth be told, she’s five foot feck all and if you patted her on the back in the dark to find out which way she’s facing, you’d probably be none the wiser.
But Wednesday’s failings are – potentially – your gain! Because a couple of the sample frocks she made in “her size” are now up for grabs.
Firstly, the beautiful “Joan” style, with a dropped waist below a gently curved bodice (so it doesn’t just drop and make you look like an ironing board) in some stunning wildflower print fabric by Makower. Wednesday was very excited about this and intended it as a stage frock for her alter ego, the Hedge Harpist, but has now come to terms with the fact that it’s just too big so she’ll have to make another. Maybe.
And a closer look at the fabric…
The frock is, in theory, cut as a size 10 but it’s definitely bigger than that. More of a 12. Normally, one of these would be £145 in this fabric but this one is up for grabs at the sample price of £95 plus £4.50 P&P. If you’d like it, just email firstname.lastname@example.org and have a chat. Send your measurements and Wednesday will be honest about whether she thinks it’ll fit/suit you. The frock has a side zip and the bodice is lined in white cotton poplin.
Meanwhile, she will be crying quietly into her coffee and bewailing her shortcomings. Not least in height… And when she’s taken a picture of the other frock she made for herself, you’ll get a chance to grab that one, too. A different style but cut for somebody taller. Watch this space!