It’s been a bit of a hectic couple of weeks. Miss Wednesday is up to her eyes in bridesmaids and frocks as it’s right in the middle of Prime Wedding Season and her alter ego, the Hedge Harpist is wearing her fingers to the bone with gigs and recordings and learning new choons. Hence last week’s radio silence. (Well, I say, “radio silence” but there’s been a fair bit of airplay on the actual radio!)
Thursday of this week saw two members of the Petticoat Club (Miss Tanya and the aforementioned harpist, wearing her favourite tulip print frock) at the Royal Cornwall Show, along with their Changing Room bandmates, as guests of the lovely BBC. Much fun was had on the BBC stage, playing live on Radio Cornwall, a set for the audience in the marquee and then, a lot later, a live slot at the end of the BBC Spotlight news programme. There’s a lot of waiting around involved with the rock and roll lifestyle, but there was plenty to see and do at the show, including beer, chips, ice-cream, sheep and cakey tea.
The filming of the Spotlight bit was highly entertaining. Along with the waiting around, there’s an enormous amount of faffing and fussing for the technical crew, to get everybody in just the right place for each shot, without getting in the way of the other shots. A small space with constantly changing light levels, no marks on the floor as it’s in a field and the big main show ring in the background. That wasn’t stopping for any mere news programme and happily continued with horses backsides and loud tannoy commentary. The presenters of the show, Natalie Cornah and Justin Leigh, were absolutely delightful and great fun. Can’t imagine that it’s their favourite gig of the year, what with the challenging conditions, but they were lovely. There was a slightly iffy moment, just seconds before going on air as a seagull kindly decorated one of the band but other than that, everything went smoothly.
There have been lots of kind comments over social media, in the pub, in car parks, out shopping, etc from people who saw it but you’re spared a link as it’s a news programme and expired two days ago. There’s a relief…
Friday saw the band heading up the M5 to Clevedon to film for Songs From The Shed. In an actual shed. A very small but lovely shed. Chickens and a very handsome cat made an appearance but no sheep and no cakey tea. Well, it wasn’t Cornwall. The random harpist wore another WM frock, this time the Bardot design in a tropical print with black grosgrain ribbon trim. It’s a nice fabric, that one. Doesn’t show up the cat hair or ketchup spills. Useful.
And then last night there was an outing over the water to West Looe for a spot of supper and then an album launch for James Shead’s new CD, A Light For The Fires. He played a cracking set and a good time was had by all. Miss Sara, however, was greatly distressed by some of the fashion faux pas on show. She insisted that they should be the subject of this week’s Wittering, hence the following timely reminder…
- Underwear should be just that. Under. This means “out of sight”. Not putting too fine a point on it, a black bra doesn’t look cool under a white crochet top or showing clearly at the back of a pastel-coloured outfit, with crossed shoestring straps. At best it looks careless, at worst slutty.
- Uneven hemlines only work when the garment is nicely lined. A cheap skirt in a light polycotton that goes up and the front and down at the back and that isn’t even well made looks like you’re wearing a nightshirt. Or would it it was a frock. Sadly, last night’s offending outfit was topped off with a cropped top and a roll of protruding bare flesh between that and the skirt. Not a pretty sight. Nearly put Miss Sara off her wine.
- Unless you have the body of Gisele Bundchen or are prepared to wear appropriate shapewear, don’t wear bodycon outfits. Please.
- And lastly, consider your skintone. If you have dark hair and lovely pale skin, a sprayed on outfit in white and light grey marl jersey will make you look like a bottle of milk with a wig on. Sorry.